Satan's Tampon

a spiritual trauma bomb, specifically fitted for a metaphorical suicide vest

"DO NOT pull on satan's tampon!" .."if you make him mad, he's gonna blow up on you!"

A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."

by Satans-Tampon November 6, 2023

satanic titanic

The Satanic Titanic is a sex position where one couple is doing Sixty Nine and another Threesome is in top doing a Eiffel Tower

Person 1: “Dude did you hear what Kelso and Reanna got into last night?”

Person 2: “No! What happened”

Person 1 “They were in a Satanic Titanic”

by lil Scrapper January 30, 2020

Satanic Creatures

3 people in 1 chat. Has a obsession with sloths, penis and any other weird topics. Has better music taste than everyone and plans to kill everyone.

WARNING: If you ever see a Satanic Creature, offer it food or money, then run.

The Satanic Creatures slowly crawled to there laptops to talk to each other.

by Jessus March 5, 2013

Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.

Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.

by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010

Satan wood

A type of morning wood that happens only on Sunday morning thus making you late to church.

I would have made it to church on time, but I woke up with a Satan wood. So I had to beat it into submission.

by bmochillin September 16, 2012

Satan's Salad

Yet another nickname for the drug Marijuana.

You-
"That Satan's Salad is freaken strong."
Your friend-
"Yeah, but its not as strong as my Devil's Lettuce!

by Bananicus May 15, 2016

papa satan

1.A black male stripper
2.a hot demonic father

1. Hey, we're heading downtown to find a papa satan.
2 Hey did you see Brittney's dad, he's a total papa sata

by Papa Satan June 18, 2018