A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.
Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.
Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.
Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.
Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones
Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones
by Rookie boi July 2, 2018
Get the Paedo Jonesmug. by Beder Griffin July 8, 2022
Get the Rexton Jonesmug. by Bootybandit99 November 22, 2016
Get the Miss Jonesmug. What's up you surgeon, I'll give you 3 grams of the alien piss if you let me hold down you Julio Jones for 15 minos.
by The Senator Himself December 16, 2021
Get the Julio Jonesmug. Such a sexy young boy. Gets all the girls, and even some boys. Cadens and Sofias especially enjoy this mans penis. He is very funny, he likes eating but is fit and thinks Fortnite is ok. He is the perfect guy but he is a fuckboy.
by DgkvxiahdahfsjarhHfnJf April 15, 2018
Get the Wyatt Jonesmug. An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
by Ohaganist November 2, 2010
Get the Jones's Surprisemug. A Suave, confident, ex-fighter pilot who has grown disillusioned with the way of the world today and cant understand why the jacket just cant be a jacket...Not to be confused with an indiana jones type person, a leather jones is much more calculated, deliberate and never cavalier.
"Man I think that guys a real Leather Jones" "Wow what a way to pull off the Leather Jones" "you could really do with a bit of leather jones in your life"
by Leather Jones July 7, 2012
Get the Leather Jonesmug.