Bryan Cutter

An individual so smart, profound and specialized that it serves only a single purpose: Winning.

There is not too much known about Bryan Cutter's around the world, but whoever meets one will notice their aura right away. A mixture of mythology's Adonis and billionaire Jack Ma, combined into a relentlessly winning creature. Outsmarting and outshining everyone along the way.

Person A: " Wow, what you said was actually really smart and interesting- how did you know about that?"

Person B: "Ah, just now? I think I just Bryan Cuttered it out of nowhere..."
Person A: "You are a true god!"
Person B:"Woooo!"

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

Black Bryan

The most dynamic, interesting, magnetic person who has ever walked the earth. Men, women, animals and the sun, moon, and stars gravitate towards his location wherever he is. Black Bryans are unusually & strangely good-looking, well-dressed, often having medium-dark hair & complexion paired with the natural ability to slide through the shadows and seamlessly blend in with all walks of life. They often tend to favor classic rock bands like Rush, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath. Occasionally found rocking out on a 5-string fretless bass, a Black Bryan is admired & respected by all nations worldwide, not only for his excellence & versatility in bass-playing, also many handed approach to improve the environment, suddenly appearing like a Cenobite out of nowhere, wreaking havok on his immediate surroundings causing force-gale winds to spring up forming a strong DIRT-DEVIL in the air! Then just as suddenly- the dirt settles & all the ground is groomed, leveled, weeded, seeded watered with all clippings neatly bagged up. If you find a Black Bryan, especially if you have yard that's overgrown, get out of the way because you are standing in the way of progress. Let him do his thing, even if the sun went down & its dark. That's when a Black Bryan does his best work. You won't regret it unless you forget to get your lighter back from him. And if ya dont know, now ya know.

Jimmy: "Damn! Who is that?! And what the hell is he doing over there?" To Black Bryan "Hey, bro, what're you doin'?"
Sally: "Oh, that's Black Bryan, when he comes over he likes to mow my back yard for me. He's really helpful."
Black Bryan: "Hey! Wassup, Jimmy big boi?! I like to do a Black Bryan on Sally's yard, when i come by, gives me something to do.. You got a lighter? I need to use it."
Jimmy: "You can Black Bryan my yard too."

by Eiggamemevolretteb February 6, 2023

Bryan Era

hot, stunning, flawless, any picture i take is so hot

i am in my bryan era and i look stunning

by stunningqueen101 September 3, 2022

Bryan

People with the name Bryan are real gamers. They play COD every single day and doesn't give a shit about anything. They just want their KD to go up.

Bryan is a real gamer

by 45454t46 June 13, 2020

Bryan

The inferior brian, needs to go to hell

I fucking hate anyone named Bryan

by Slingshothappy March 19, 2022

BRYAN

A fucking pimp, he look better than u, he rap better than yo favorite rapper, look, walk, talk, and smell better than u. He get more hos than u, u fucking ugly and he not and he will rock tf outta u in basketball.you: i wish i was like bryan

Bryan is jus that nigga.

You: I wish I was ike Bryan
Bryan: go wish sum hos on yo dick lil bitch ass niggy

by urnothtguy January 21, 2022

Bryan Cranston Penis Building Episode

The episode from the situational comedy 'How I Met Your Mother' in wich the main character Theodore "Ted" Mosby's boss -played by Bryan Cranston of hit show Breaking Bad- designs a building that looks like male genetailia. The building's phallic design is used as a major plot point for the episode which drastically changes the course of Ted's life.

P1: I am rewatching the greatest sit-com of all time, How I Met Your Mother
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.

by LouieIsDed August 12, 2023