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zoophile

a mf named henry that is sexually attracted to animals
henry is a zoophile fr❤️
by soisjsjjs March 19, 2022
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Zoophile

That one freind that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.
Freind: Hey man is it ok if you dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sur dont do any weird stuff tho.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*
by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022
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Zoophillia

Zoophillia is when someone is sexually attracted to animals, and most zoophiles preform sexual activity with their pets. Zoophillia is an invalid sexuality and is not a part of lgbtq, as theese sexual activities with animals are illegal. Please do not be a zoophile, it's disgusting.
Zoophillia is disgusting.
Zoophillia is elligal.
Zoophillia is invalid.
by Diskus_InVR April 18, 2022
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Zoophilophobia

The dog barks:"it sure is a good day"
zoophile says:*mumbles nonsense* "i am going to fuck you" *mumbles nonsense*
The dog:"why"
The dog gets forcefully fucked by the zoophile.

The dog survives.
The dog now has zoophilophobia.
The dog thinks:"fucking idiot"

Few hours later they go to sleep.

Morning(like the event): *morning sounds*

The dog wakes up to being fucked.
The dog jumps off of the zoophile's dick.

zoophile: "get back you little shit"

The dog jumps to the window.
The dog breaks the window by kicking it. (how the fu-)

The dog runs off to a place which will most likely be specified in the next story. (just think its the sunset)
by Ball Sniffer (aka He) May 30, 2022
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Zoop

Zoop changes the way fans connect to celebrities and brands. Users can buy 3D collectables of their favourite celebrities through regular “drops” and use these collectables to access exclusive groups and communities. Zoop is creating an entire ecosystem, enabling users to buy, sell, trade and compete with their cards as they level up and improve their status within the Zoop community. Each collectable is a fully working 3D digital asset and will act as entry points into various games across the Polygon ecosystem and further afield.

As Zoop evolves, the influencer index will be born showcasing the rankings of the top talent globally and within micro-communities whilst the sentiment index will collect deep data buckets to assist firms in better spending and targeting their advertising dollars.
"Are you on Zoop yet?"

"How many Zoop cards do you have?"

"Ill swap you 3 of my zoop cards for that one of yours!"
by wkerbv349 June 9, 2022
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zootsey

A gal or a guy with a sweet and spicy personality.
"See this hun right next to me? I got to know her and she's one helluva Zootsey Tootsie Pop!
by Urbyurby July 20, 2022
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Zoophilic

"I like Klaus Mikaelson which means I'm into dogs" which means ur zoophilic
by Wennie :) August 3, 2022
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