by Jay Crew jr January 14, 2008

Noun. An establishment that's mostly filled with women. Analogous to sausage fest for place mostly filled with men.
Wow, Pink Pony Club really was a tuna zoo last night, there wasn't even a semi-decent guy any where!
by HappyShroomFarts July 11, 2025

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.
2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

zukurz (pronounced zoo-kerz) Comes from German. May be used to described the rapper 2$hort, or simply someone shorter than the average person.
by ?stuffing? November 23, 2011

A store that sells domesticated animals, where low income patrons who can't afford to go to a zoo can view wildlife.
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by Forsakened Sins January 2, 2022
