Xavier Stefanski

Xavier Stefanski is the most legendary english kid of all-time. He is literally Jesus as a child. BUT BEWARE, don’t annoy him, or he will kick you on the head and your tongue would scatter into pieces of red flesh. Not only he has powers to kick you, he can also headbutt you, and when he does that, your head would turn into a humungous soccor ball.
Xavier’s name is commonly used to show power and strength, and when you say it, you have already became a Pro of all existence.

kid1:Hey kid, your dad’s here.
kid2:where
kid1:ur mom, I’m Xavier Stefanski

kid2:yes dad

by Calum Heimbecker May 2, 2019

Xavier

A smart and nerdy guy. Not very athletic, but can make people smile (or yell at him). A Xavier is very social and talks a lot. If a Xavier has a crush on you, you won't know for a while (They tend to like Juliannas). Also a very musical person who loves playing big instruments.

Xavier is an extremely intelligent person.

by Pickle Toe Jimmy December 19, 2021

xavier

someone that is annoying

person 1: have you heard of xavier?
person 2: that annoying kid?
person 1: yea!

by hottie kaylee September 21, 2021

Xavier

A man who has the smallest pp in the world, no game with the ladies or men, and is gay

“Is that Xavier?”
“Oh yea that faggay”

by Datnibbachaz February 26, 2020

Xavier

Xavier is that guy with the beautiful blue-grey eyes,the beautiful hair,and the breathtaking smile. He's that guy with the cute freckles and the pretty laugh. He's that guy with the nice eyebrows and the pink lips.

Person A:" Hey, isn't that your crush over there? Haven't you liked him for like...6 years?"
Me:"Oh,Xavier? Yeah."

by icelollie July 6, 2025

Xavier

The G.O.A.T

You heard about that dude Xavier he pulled the baddest female in class

by SpiffDaGoat August 6, 2021

Xaviered

When one gets absolutely demolished by Jungle monsters

Hey, did you here that Emma got Xaviered

by Monk123 December 23, 2023