Wayne Rooney

A 'Wayne Rooney' is a term describing the 'Job next to God'.

In reality,'WR,' or 'W(anke)R', as he's known internationally, is actually the love child of Myra Hindley (2nd Jan 1938- Dead- 'LoL') and Mickey Rooney( Sep 23 1920- Still humpin!).

Earning £30000 a minute, this inbred 'Special Boy' is renowned for being the only sperm that got to Heaven. (ie Heaven as in Fabios Arse.)

His actual only 'claim to fame' is being an aged balding talentless little fuck that can't even recognise it's own reflection in a mirror, and having buggered David-PoshSpice & Fabio 'All a teh sem time!'(quote) when he should have been playing Football!

Other common analogies include:

A waste of space.

Fabio's Little Rent-Boy

Talentless

Get back to Burger-King

W(anke)R! (wanker)

These are all terms to describe a 'Wayne-Rooney'.
England Fan 2010 #1: 'Oh Bugger I spent my life savings on coming to SA to see Wayne Rooney playin' the World Cup 2010, and it was Shite!'

England fan 2010 #2:'Sorry me good fella, but they had that Over-Paid Talentless Stupid Little Balding, Aged, Fat, C**tWayne Rooney playing,........ he was like Gazza on Mogodon! C**t!
by Marina and her Fuckin IUD June 20, 2010
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Wayne Gooned

To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.
She was so wayne gooned she cannot remeber making out with the other female
by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010
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Wayne Dale

the effect of sex without actual intercourse. basically, a Wayne Dale is oral sex with a guy. head.
guy- "i want some now."
girl- "i wanna stay a virgin tho!"
guy- "alright, there are different ways of showing love."
girl- "how?"
guy- "give me a wayne dale, baby!"

girl- "oral sex?"

guy- "yes ma'am!"
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Wayne Thunberg

A person of godly proportion's that emits gallons of big dick energy anywhere he goes. If someone calls you this name, it is a sign of respect.
person: "your such a Wayne Thunberg"
other person: "thank you"
by BigChungusGod69420 January 03, 2022
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Wayne Messmer

Forcefully shooting ejaculation in the back of one's throat.
She loves when I give her a Wayne Messmer because she knows she gave a great blowie.
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Lil Wayne

Someone who disses people without them even noticing
I just noticed that Lil Wayne dissed Lil Pump on Be Like Me
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Lil Wayne

An American rapper who used to be at his peak as one of the most popular musicians during the 2000s. Was also one of the most hated rappers during his time as people complained about his intentionally humorous lyrical content and deemed it crap. In retrospect, one of the best rappers of his time with some classic mixtapes under him, and one of the best album runs in Tha Carter trilogy although most critics and audience generally agree that he kind of fell off after his 2010 album "Rebirth" and his overuse of autotune from since then.
"And I cover east, west, north, south like a compass
I shall shine forever, never tarnish (Never)
Money buried behind my house like a garden (What?)
All green, my bank account's like a forest
I Can't Feel My Face is gettin' started (Yeah)"

"You a sellout, but I ain't buyin'
Chopper dissect a nigga like science
Put an end to your world like the Mayans
This a celebration, bitches; Mazel tov
It's a slim chance I fall; Olive Oyl
Tunechi be the name, don't ask me how I got it"

- Some of his verses from his classic mixtapes.

Also the most 2008 to 2011 internet post ever for some nostalgia:

"Lil wayne is pretty much the worst rapper ever along with soulja boy, even though about 80% of kids my age think hes the shit but they are all wrong. his lyrics are simple and make no sense."
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