I Wanna Love You

A lowkey phrase you say when you’re tryna fuck someone. But you wanna say it in a sweet way. Well here you have it folks. “I wanna love you” sounds way better than “ I wanna fuck you”. Just make sure you do it right and tight.

“Hey, Nelly I love so much. I wanna love you tonight.”

by SaltyGoon November 12, 2018

Asian Gangster Wannabe

An asian that often lives in a poor ghetto area and tries to garner respect by spiking their hair, smoking, and wearing baggy and dark or white clothes. Many try to get a tattoo and try to join gangs but they look absolutely pathetic. They can often be seen driving an old honda with a ton of add-ons listening to either hip-hop or rap. Talks like a mix between fob and wannabe ghetto. Are often very short and hang around clueless girls who try to dress perverted and wear enormous amounts of make-up.

Asian Gangster Wannabe: Yo, homie, why yo talk like you know me?

Asian: First off, I wasn't talking to you. No one wants to talk to your type. Stop shaming our race.

AGW: Yo Brotha!

Black: You ain't black you dumbass!

AGW: Wassup dawg, when you gonna show mah shizzle some respect?

White: Sorry, but I dont speak your language.

by White Washed January 12, 2008

Seekonk Ghetto Wannabes

Stupid ass idiots living in seekonk, a somewhat wealthy town, who dress, talk, and act like they live in a ghetto because it is the "cool" thing to do.

The Seekonk Ghetto Wannabes should realize how rediculous they look, sound, and act because, to people living in real ghettos, they are just one big joke.

by Wouldn't you Seekonk Ghetto Wannabes like to know! April 27, 2005

wannabe wannabe

The worst form of wannabe. it wants to be everything, will copy everyone's style, will even copy other wannabes but wont get it right, will like rock and rap, burberry and skulls, talk like a chav, but talk about death.

wannabe: omg what are u i wana be like u!
wannabe wannabe: wtf is u mon mes gonna go slit me rists blud, u is a wannabe me is wantin to be just like you blud.

by moomailman July 28, 2006

wanna see a band

A phrase used to warn others (friends etc) that they have attracted a stalker. A stalker alert without having to mention the words stalker in front of a stalker.

I'm out at a club and my best friend has some 40 year old sleaze bag hovering over her. So I say "wanna see a band" and she replies "yeah let's get the f*ck out of here"

by Sassy Carmichael January 27, 2009

Wanna/b/

Someone who acts like they're so hip & cool for knowing a few memes on the /b/ on 4chan

Coined & commonly used by Hailya Varia with all the /b/tards that enter her live in the stickam community.

Person 1: So I hurd you liek mudkipz hurfdurf?
Person 2: Stfu wanna/b/ fag.

by iliekmidgets August 17, 2010

Wannabe Badass

A stereotypical group of people in modern society who try to act tough. These types of people often think they're ''gangster'' or ''street kids'', when they were actually raised by parents, go to a school of well learning and get everything handed to them. They're often bullies and act obnoxious, as well as pick on the weak. While these people try so hard to act badass (in which they aren't), they're actually the types that a badass would stand up to and tell them to get a life. Because these people dont dig what a Badass is. A badass does not bully the weak, or act loud, or try to follow the path of a gangster, at all. These people are the opposite of what they're trying to be, Badass.

Wannabe Badass: Now i'm going to prove how badass i am, by starting a fight with a kungfu fighter.

(Approaches a Badass Kungfu fighter)

Wannabe Badass: Hey you faggot! I'm a gangster, man, come on, man, you wanna fight with me, huh, huh, you wanna fight?

Badass: You're not a gangster. You go to school and have never been in a gang. And no i don't want to fight you, i don't fight the weak.

Wannabe Badass: I'm not weak man! Fuck you, man! I go to fitness every saturday, man! You're the one who's weak, man! Come on, you wanna fight me or not?
Badass: Are you retarded? I just told you, i dont want to fight you. And going to fitness only on saturday will not make you stronger.

Wannabe Badass: OK, that's it, i'm gonna fuck you up
Badass: (Punches Wannabe Gangster down on the ground with one fist)
Wannabe Badass: (Whines like a girl) Aaaaawww. F-Fuck you. Aaaahaaaw. Stop, stop, OK, i admit, i'm a pussy, just don't hit me anymooooore (moans)
Badass: Didn't I say i didn't want to fight you? Now dont ever do that again.

by CollectorofSouls January 25, 2015