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Washington creep and Roll

When you're in the middle of a shower and you have to get out to take a shit but leave the shower on
"Ahh, fuck. I forgot to take a shit. Gotta pull an Washington creep and roll."
by frmUndacheez January 13, 2021
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Washington Slipper

when you jackoff multiple times and use the cum from previous ejaculations as lube
Jack- "hey bro you need some lotion"
Ricky- "no i just the Washington slipper on myself"
by pc1111 August 29, 2021
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Washington Team of Football

The Gridiron Football team formerly known as the Washington Redskins. Also known by their initials, WTF.
2021 is shaping up to be another disappointing year for the Washington Team of Football, affectionately know by all as the WTF, after being favored by many to win the NFC East at the start of the season.
by Alex-2598 November 17, 2021
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Washington Boba Tea

When you give fellatio to someone with kidney stones
Last night hurt when Francine gave me a Washington Boba Tea!
by Sybil Ysperia April 14, 2022
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Washington Deceit

There is no such thing as a democratic republic or a republican democracy. Albert Einstein said that reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Such is the case of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't). Republics and democracies stand opposed to one another. The whole political system is fake! End this illusion of reality and it will go away.
"The end of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't) is to end this illusion of reality."

"Here we will talk about the political system and the odds of the population running against them career politicians to ever beat and win against them, but they're always staying or reentering the system, against the greater odds there would be someone else running, but it comes down to the money and it's really quite funny if they don't think that we'd ever really see it coming, or the end of DC't from these Washington dummies."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 26, 2023
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Washington State Sober

Washington State Sober: I only start my day WA Sober because that’s the only way to clear up the morning fog.
by Schoei July 10, 2023
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Joint Washington

When you don't have enough for a whole blunt, and can only fill a 1/4 of the blunt wrap with weed!

(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)
"Bruh we don't got enough for a full blunt, we gotta roll a Joint Washington!"
by AubChapo October 6, 2016
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