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Walter

A creature refered to as a Walter, is most commonly a creature living in the dark alleyways of Smaragdinovf-Islands, born from the ashes of past failures, spreading around disease and eating human infants. If a Walter touches you, you will immediately feel the sympoms of early NurglesRot penetrating your skin and seeping deep into your system. Walters are very much similiar to the musty ratbloods of Asphodel Meadows. Many Walters reside in the shadows of Smaragdinovf-Islands, only revealing themselves when feasting upon the innocent lives of the unfortunate, but the worst of the Walters choose migrate to Tartaros, to bring back condemned souls back to the world of the living, and creating even more chaos. Walters like that are called Hollow Walters, and when caught, they are sent to Pandæmonium, The capital of hell, to suffer, and feel the wrath of the ever burning fire of Grumanium. Walters cause chaos to the universe, they are the evildoers of the mythological world, the sinners of the dark, unloved by god. Walters are in terms of combat efficiency extremely powerful. Walters can wipe out large armies of enemies by awakening the true powers of their innner cores. By wielding the blade of Le'strombium combined with the horrors of NurglesRot, they are a force to be reckoned with. Walters are usually silent hunters, lurking in the shadows, waiting for their prey to walk past them, only to realize they have been caught by a Walter, having no way out of the Walters sharp claws.
Walter is hunting you right now
by Rypticus November 15, 2022
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Barbara Walters

The white bitch who outed Ricky Martin against his will. She's dead now, yay!
Barbara Walters: "You could stop these rumors," "You could say, 'Yes, I am gay or no I'm not.'"
Me: STHU, bitch he isn't ready!
Ricky Martin: (Oh shit this bitch has me!)
by Chico chico chico March 27, 2024
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Cool kid Walter

Cool kid Walter is an especially cool kid character found in outdated geography textbooks. Walter is usually found in some cool lid shades and his edgy Walkman.
Teacher- “open your books to page 34”

Students- *go wild because they see cool kid Walter*
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Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area
That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!
by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010
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Walter Godz

A discord server full of soy wojaks who contribute nothing to society and have an iq similar to the room temperature of Alaska. Some of the users in this server include: Jonny, who is a pedophile and likes to make unfunny rape jokes. Mj, who is an attention seeking faggot who thinks making marker cuts on his arm would make people give him sympathy for his suicidal self (he is also a horse).
have you seen this walter godz server, it’s full of retards.
by insert__ May 16, 2023
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Walter

Always breaks into the university and always talks about merch sweden.
Walter always I breaks into the university and says merch sweden is the best.
by RAAAAAAAAAA!"#¤&() October 14, 2022
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