jamal the walrus

A guy that is super fucking awesome and hilarious.

Normally doesn't give two shits what people think of him.

Very sweet but can knock a motherfucker out anytime, any place, so don't fuck with this majestic creature and you shall live.

Look at that awesome motherfucker! I bet his nickname is Jamal The Walrus

by Jamalrus The Walrus May 19, 2014

giant flaming walrus penis

A massive walrus wielding a very large and erect penis, but it gets better...it's on FIRE!!!

PLEASE CHOKE ON MY GIANT FLAMING WALRUS PENIS!!!

by FreelanceMcLovin December 9, 2015

Skeleton Walrus

It is the resurrection of Buddha Walrus as a skeleton. If you know anything about the anatomy of a walrus you would get the joke.

Hey look over there its the amazing skeleton walrus with..... its penis bone touchin' the ground!

by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008

One-Tusked Walrus

A sexual act in which a man shoves his penis through a fish and then has sex with a woman (or whatever) till he cums about sad fish

Dude i totes One-Tusked Walrus-ed her on the iceberg

by wienerton mcguyver April 28, 2010

the walrus

He used to be the head editor of the website www.liquidgeneration.com, a comedy website.

The Walrus was so cool, man, it's too bad he left LG.

by Athena Kay April 17, 2004

stranded walrus

when you trick a dirty fat girl at a party into thinking you want to fuck. then you take her into the bedroom tie her to the bed and tape her mouth shut so she moans like a walrus, and leave her dirty walrus ass

fo real that dirty fat bitch got the stranded walrus

by prestoner October 2, 2005

Cheesy Walrus

Fucking a fat, yeast infected bitch.

Wow, I had sex with a cheesy walrus.. I'm not too proud.

Common host is Kim M, from massachusetts

by Brian Mook January 22, 2009