Skip to main content

giant flaming walrus penis

A massive walrus wielding a very large and erect penis, but it gets better...it's on FIRE!!!
PLEASE CHOKE ON MY GIANT FLAMING WALRUS PENIS!!!
by FreelanceMcLovin December 9, 2015
mugGet the giant flaming walrus penis mug.

walrusing

(v.) - pounding two drinks of hard alcohol straight to the face (usually Jameson whiskey) at the same time, creating the illusion that you are a walrus with 2 walrus tusks

Walrusing typically leads to immediate sloppyness, belligerent behavior and rediculous antics until the "walruser" inevitably passes the fuck out.

Recently it has grew to be a tradition of certain subgroups within fraternities to require and/or highly encourage new members to participate in walrusing absurd amounts of hard liquor the night they join the group. Current members typically participate in walrusing as well, but not to the same extent as the new members.

Alternatively, "walrus" can be used in its verb form. (see example 2)
1. Theres so much fucking Jameson left! There's like 3 bottles that have to be finsished. It's time to take turns walrusing that shit...

2. You pussies haven't drank hardly anything, step up and pound this Jameson. You better walrus that shit until it's gone!!!
by Wack Adams May 11, 2009
mugGet the walrusing mug.

Walrus

used to describe a stupid,fat,ugly,pampered person. Who constantly whines,cribs,bitches,complains,cries,eats.
*stupid,fat,ugly,pampered person walks into a bar*

dude number1- Whoa look at that

dude number2-haha whatta fuckin Walrus.
by return to serenity May 8, 2010
mugGet the Walrus mug.

Skeleton Walrus

It is the resurrection of Buddha Walrus as a skeleton. If you know anything about the anatomy of a walrus you would get the joke.
Hey look over there its the amazing skeleton walrus with..... its penis bone touchin' the ground!
by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008
mugGet the Skeleton Walrus mug.

One-Tusked Walrus

A sexual act in which a man shoves his penis through a fish and then has sex with a woman (or whatever) till he cums about sad fish
Dude i totes One-Tusked Walrus-ed her on the iceberg
by wienerton mcguyver April 28, 2010
mugGet the One-Tusked Walrus mug.

walrusing

A sexual act, involving two walrus tusks, peanut butter, and a garden hose. There appears to be a demonstrated potential for vaginal implosion during this act.
Dude, me and your mom were walrusing so hard last night.
by walri April 21, 2010
mugGet the walrusing mug.

Wakushka

"Wuh-Koo-sh-kuh" Awsomo of awsomness poeple ever!!! Also known as the ninja-bab-tosis-pho-sychli-i-tos champion. May be found in the shadows, holding a bowl of cereal and wearing nothing but a pikachu costume. *WARNING* Inhailing fumes may lead to isnomnia, death, pregnancy, strange urges to eat metal nails, addiction to the smell of blue, and running in circles yelling "mneherty spirty", in some rare but serious cases you may turn into an ugly dog who loves to lick his own butt.
That man is so awsome and Wakushka
by Poopliotingytoiosis April 5, 2009
mugGet the Wakushka mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email