Pool Walker

An individual typically lacking teeth, is normally a redneck with loose clothes, or extremely tight clothes, who has owned a pool for over 8 years and has no idea what they are doing with it. They will insist that you are the reason their pool is green, even though they can't follow simple directions. Normally looking for an O-Ring or a gasket. You might smell them before you see them. They will also mess up your Golden Tee game before trying to return an open bottle of algaecide.

That pool walker just asked if we sell sand pumps.

by carson neal June 28, 2023

Mr Walker

hot man with piercings and tattoos who also seems to be going a little grey. Works in the English department.

“Describe Mr Walker.”

“Quirky and different.”

“True.”

by dilf_lover December 12, 2021

walkers point

The gayberhood of Milwaukee where most of the gay bars, gay friendly restaurants, and gay clubs are. The pride parade is there every summer and it's pretty cool. Most of the gays that go to the gay spaces there are mentally unstable and have substance problems which is sad. DIX and LaCage Nightclub are where the young gays go to party or just flex to show they're a perfect clique. Harbor room, woodys, kruz, fluid, and walkers pint are the bars where the older guys hang out. The majority of the older guys at those bars are mean and bitter because they still have Peter Pan syndrome.

Hey girl let's go to walkers point in Milwaukee to get some meth at dix. We'll get so fucked up and have a chemsex orgy in the bathroom at harbor room.

by Lanaismama August 28, 2017

Walker penis

The Walker penis is the smallest penis of the penis gods. It can not be seen with naked eye or microscope.It can only barely be seen with a telescope.

Sam has a Walker penis.

by Illusion Labs AB July 13, 2020

Jon Walker

The man with the Magnum Dong.

Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G

by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018

cell walker

One who has a loud, public conversation on a cell phone w/ total disregard of who's listening.

I heard some cell walker arguing w/ her mother while in the check out line. Geesh!

by markodorko July 10, 2009

Crab Walker

After having missionary style sex , the female lifts her ass off the bed and gets up on her hands and feet . She does a side shuffle to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .

Hey Chris , that girl Jessica and me had sex last night ! After we did it , she did this amazing little move to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .

Oh wow ! Jessica is a crab walker . She must have a strong lower back !

by Mr. Rude April 30, 2021