Wisconsin whiskey wash

Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.

Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.

by Jeff October 23, 2020

Wisconsin Turkey Neck

The act of placing a turkey neck inside your lover and putting your penis inside to act as a condom.

"Last night I totally gave Jessica a Wisconsin Turkey Neck , because she ran out of condoms."

by Elephant Ear Rape January 21, 2017

The Wisconsin Six Cheese

When six guys cum in a girl's pussy, and she lets it sit and marinate for at least 14 days. Period blood enhances the texture immensely, so it is recommended to time it such that the period starts roughly 7 days after fermentation starts.

"Dude. Mitchell and a couple of other guys gave Angel The Wisconsin Six Cheese last week, so once it's finished we are going to spread it on some garlic bread and go to town on it.

by IotaTheProto May 15, 2021

Wisconsin Back-burner

To take a shit while doing a hand-stand on your back porch.

Paul Hamm is an olympic gymnast from Wisconsin. He warms up every day with a Wisconsin Back-burner after a cup of coffee to loosen his bowels.

by BroncoBlunt420 June 4, 2015

wisconsin water ballet

Watching whales on a boat in Hawaii

The Wisconsin water ballet was awesome. We saw 6 humpbacks breaching today.

by dave900 October 24, 2010

Wisconsin Soup Bowl

Dorm refrigerator on it's back with 40 plus exploded frozen multi brand beers to be eaten or sipped with a shared soup ladle

Me: Oh man I have to throw all this frozen beer away! Friend: no way, unplug the fridge, put it on it's back and get a ladle, that is a Wisconsin Soup Bowl!

by MikeZ66 December 24, 2021

Wisconsin wind tunnel

When a man lays a woman on the bed on all 4's and uses a dental device that is often used to stretch open someone's mouth for dental operations, to stretch out the female or males anal cavity to a width wide enough to fit a bong. From there the man then packs a bowl of that afghan grass and puts it into the bong and lights it, the man will then proceed to take hits from the bong. Sometimes this can also be called wind swapping or ass gassing. This sometimes can also flavour the smoke with the scent or taste of the receivers anal cavity.

"Hey Dad!"
"Yea Nathan?"
"Wanna try a Wisconsin wind tunnel tonight with my new kush?"
"Sure bud!"

by Bigpimpin0909 April 24, 2023