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Shit Whistle

I'm not quite sure of it's origin but the first time I heard it was on active duty with the US Air Force some time in the late 1970s.
A shit whistle is the item used by people, known as shit-whistlers, who tells a complicated and evolving tale that they alone believe. In psychiatry the closest term is a confabulation.
"Hey, you should have been at the NCO club last night! John was blowing the shit whistle again..it was a classic!"
by Uberklokken August 7, 2018
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Beaver whistle

A Smalls glass pipe like cylinder to smoke illegal things out of
Sucking in like a straw to make the beaver whistle sounds to attract other beavers
by L.C.M.O. August 23, 2018
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sinus whistle

When your sinuses get stuffed and produce a whistle effect when you inhale and exhale through your nose
I've got a serious sinus whistle happening right now.
by whistlemenot December 8, 2013
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Whistle lisp

A whistle lisp is defined by producing a slight whistling noise when pronouncing words beginning with "s" or "sh". Most noticible when conversing with elderly gay men with possible dental or identity issues.
Mr. Herbert ssssssaid that SSSSSweet SSSSSam'sssssss sssssalute wasssssss ssssssloppy and sssssaucy. He sssssent Ssssssam sssssstateside to practicccccccce that sssssssaucy sssssalute. These words all have a whistle lisp.
by Alfonso T. Watt May 16, 2010
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rusty whistle

When you stick your dick into a butthole while that person is taking a runny shit, then pull out and make them play the meat whistle!!
Dude my date was a freak, she had me stick her in the chocolate starfish while she was droppin some soup then I made her play the meat whistle! It was a rusty whistle!
by Ass gasket January 5, 2016
mugGet the rusty whistlemug.

dog whistling

Dog whistling is widely — and correctly — understood as expressing racially loaded ideas in coded terms
by drewlips February 4, 2017
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cheese whistle

hey greg can you pass me the cheese whistle?
by jamie March 17, 2004
mugGet the cheese whistlemug.

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