Wayne Messmer

Forcefully shooting ejaculation in the back of one's throat.

She loves when I give her a Wayne Messmer because she knows she gave a great blowie.

by ktdawg727 September 26, 2018

Phat wayne

A really fuckin good flog/ wank

I just had a phat wayne

by Phatwayne October 16, 2018

Wayne Float

Cocktail consisting of 2 (two) parts Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka -OR- Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka (or comparable), 1 (one) part Peach Schnapps -OR- Orange Curacao (drinker's choice) and lemonade on the rocks in a 16 ounce (shaker) glass. (Not to be confused with a John Daly or an Arnold Palmer.)

I tried a new cocktail last night called the Wayne Float. It was kind of like an Arnold Palmer or John Daly, but less polo shirt, plaid pants & white golf shoes-ey.

by Echomanzulu December 26, 2011

jah-wayne

a response to anything chill or chaz

what u up too?
smoking herb.
jah-wayne!

by bruuha February 22, 2011

wayne grensky

best hockey player of all time

wayne grensky: hi how are u
person: omg is it u wayne grensky can i have ur autograph
wayne grensky: yea sure

by ufyhuoh7t5riyiy0978 January 20, 2020

The Jeff and Wayne

Two guys that like tag team action.

Only dirty girls like the Jeff and Wayne.

by Dizzmo December 1, 2016

Wayne Gooned

To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.

She was so wayne gooned she cannot remeber making out with the other female

by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010