a place, ie party, that is filled soley with men and has a severe lack of females. (also known as 'sausage fest')
man 1 - dude, you gunna go to steve's party?
man 2 - nah, last time it was a complete wang buffet!
man 1 - oh, screw that, im no poo pirate!
man 2 - nah, last time it was a complete wang buffet!
man 1 - oh, screw that, im no poo pirate!
by JAKE.TO.THE.NEWT May 31, 2010

by will_ranns April 11, 2007

(n.) The antithesis of the wing man, the wang man, usually involved in a completely monogamous relationship of his own, protects his monogamous male friends from straying into seductive vaginas while under the influence of excessive alcohol and other mind-altering substances. He is a paragon of modern morality, a paladin of male propriety, master of the righteous cock block and a brave soldier in the fight against drunken hookups, broken relationships, and sexually transmitted diseases.
The wang man may also protect his friends from hooking up with females who are undesirable due to being (a) too drunk to fend for themselves, (b) woefully unattractive, (c) clingers, or (d) suspicious or otherwise untrustworthy.
The wang man may also protect his friends from hooking up with females who are undesirable due to being (a) too drunk to fend for themselves, (b) woefully unattractive, (c) clingers, or (d) suspicious or otherwise untrustworthy.
"If my wang man doesn't show up soon, this girl might tempt me into some seriously adulterous sexual activity."
"Just when I thought I was about to cheat on my fiancee with a stripper, my wang man showed up and kicked her out of my bachelor party."
"Thank god my wang man came along to cock block that girl, because my tequila-addled brain was in no state to make the right decision."
"Just when I thought I was about to cheat on my fiancee with a stripper, my wang man showed up and kicked her out of my bachelor party."
"Thank god my wang man came along to cock block that girl, because my tequila-addled brain was in no state to make the right decision."
by rickchauncey May 4, 2010

by Caiah Dease July 28, 2012

As in "crouching Tiger hidden Wang" to describe someone who does not yet know their full potential.
or "He's the Wang" to describe someone with unbridalled passion. Sometime used in the Midlands with the phrase "Go on me bab-eez"
or "He's the Wang" to describe someone with unbridalled passion. Sometime used in the Midlands with the phrase "Go on me bab-eez"
by Pedro January 20, 2004

by the master wang slanger June 12, 2010

A cracked Fortnite comp/sex player
He will steal your Fortnite girlfriend and make out with it 24/7.
He will also shit on you.
Player 1: oi! Is that Kai wang? He’s goated mate!
Player 2: that is Kai wang!!
He will steal your Fortnite girlfriend and make out with it 24/7.
He will also shit on you.
Player 1: oi! Is that Kai wang? He’s goated mate!
Player 2: that is Kai wang!!
by thatonenotraiderr March 3, 2021
