Walmart Hoe

Someone who thinks she is the main bitch when actually she looks like the Walmart check out lady

The girl over there buying that lace bra is a Walmart Hoe, she thinks she's hot shit but the frozen chicken at Walmart is hotter

by BiQueen September 26, 2016

walmart steezin

"Rolling back the price" of something. Making something cheap.

Dude, those beanies we saw at that shred shop the other day were walmart steezin!

by kellysucksbutirideitanyways February 13, 2008

Walmart Guy

A funnier way to say creeper or a weirdo.
Comes from the creepy people that great you at walmart.

Dude look at that guy just walmart guying.

Dude see that guy with all the piercings and the hair? What a walmart guy!

by Pat Johnsonisaballer December 29, 2010

Walmart Feet

The gross after effect of playing drums without wearing socks or shoes.

After the concert the drummer stood up and felt the blisters on his Walmart Feet.

by hey_it's_ollie January 19, 2009

Walmart Spartan

A fan of the University of Michigan who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following: -$5.00 Michigan State shirt bought at Wal-Mart usually accompanied by: A mullet, NASCAR hat ,Hunting clothes.

Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Spartan

by Spankbankboogy October 12, 2010

nigga asscheek walmart

A nigga in walmart with thick asscheeks

Mark: Hey man wanna go to walmart?

Steve: No way, havent you heard?
Mark: Heard what?
Steve: Nigga asscheek walmart

by ig: meme.maniac__ May 25, 2019

Walmart Fat Scooter

The mobility scooters provided by Walmart for the use of handicapped people but are usually only used by very fat people who are probably able to walk around but are either too lazy to walk or who have converted their obesity into a handicap for which they receive disability benefits. Most often seen with the front basket loaded with multiples of sugar or fat containing foods or other unhealthy food choices for someone of their size- along with a helper spouse/child/friend pushing a regular shopping cart loaded with the same. You will never, ever see an obese person driving a Walmart Fat Scooter with the basket containing excercise videos and hand weights. The typical Walmart Fat Scooter driver also seems to not have any experience in piloting the scooter as they tend to make full u-turns in aisles with other people forcing the people to move out of the scooter's way.

Dude 1: Look at that guy driving the Walmart Fat Scooter. He is huge and obese- how can people let themselves get that huge?

Dude 2: I think they get that big by using the Walmart Fat Scooter and buying bulk candy here at Walmart. Look at his basket. It's loaded up with bags of the after-Halloween sale candy!

by econobiker October 29, 2009