Alexander valdez jr

A wierd but talented skater boy, mean but chill, hes ugly but hes the funniest guy you know, dont let him go

Dude I'm so bored
Just hang out with Alexander valdez jr

by Eatdatbananaheehee November 23, 2019

Exxon Valdeez

To receive anal sex when the dick is lubricated with thick oil and sand

Damn, dude, slow down! I'm still bleeding from that Exxon Valdeez last night.

by 1116.2 December 9, 2019

Alexandrea Valde

The thiccest bitch to have ever lived.

Yo, alexandrea valde is thicccccc.

by biggtittybitch69420 December 18, 2020

Tristan Valdez

The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.

"My boyfriend is Tristan Valdez."

by Gaby and Malia December 29, 2020

Ivan valdes

A nice cool Hispanic dude

Yo Ivan Valdes is so cool

by Linky Linky March 10, 2021

Dirty Valdon

When you get so fucking horny that you grab your pet hamster and shove it up your sisters ass. Then while she screams you stick your dick in her mouth and make her deepthroat, as mom walks in the dog fucks her and your dad sits in the corner jerking off to shemale furry porn.

“Holy shit dude, while you went to church my family did a dirty Valdon”

by Dirty… July 11, 2021

Etuna_vali

This name means God has us again. And he will never leave you.

Heyyy, do you know etuna_vali.

by Jeo-min da November 23, 2021