vaginal biscuit 

Overly swollen vaginal lips up to but not limited too taint and pubic area. In rare cases infection can be caused by over-sized folds not being cleaned/swabbed regularly.

B. Implants which can be purchased to enlarge vaginal lips (fat ass pussies)
C. Vaginal biscuits epidemic sweeping the nation like a big broom

hey girl you got A fat pussy, gimme the vaginal biscuits

vaginal biscuit by biscuitsbmj November 16, 2013

Vaginal Heartbeart

When a girl’s vagina gets a throbbing sensation, letting them know that they’re horny

“Girl he is so fine”
“Did you feel that vaginal heartbeart?”
“YES girl i was throbbing”

Vaginal Heartbeart by thedundun May 27, 2018

Lick My Vagina 

A phrase used by usualy an angry woman, usualy to insult.

Hey asshole, Lick My Vagina.

Lick My Vagina by Carol Cobain May 16, 2008

vaginaphobia 

to be afraid of getting pussy or to be offered pussy on a plate but decline the offer for reasons not known to your mates

1-"So did you fuck that bitch last night or what, she was all over you"
2-"nah man i had to head back home y'know"
1-"head back home??what the fucks wrong with you limpdick, you suffering from acute vaginaphobia??"

vaginaphobia by Jack Creith August 15, 2005

Vagina Dryer 

An unattractive man who makes the vagina dryer than the Sahara desert.

Girl 1: Colby Armstrong is unfortunate looking.
Girl 2: He's a total vagina dryer.

Vagina Dryer by Captain Karma February 4, 2010

Vaginal Hubris 

A woman being overly proud of her vagina.

She's got Vaginal Hubris, acording to her vag all other pussies are useless.

Vaginal Hubris by pepesilvia November 6, 2009

meaty vagina

The Meaty Vagina is a vagina in which the inner labia is longer than the outer labia creating an inverse looking vagina with the longer inner lips hanging down past the outer labia. Sometimes, the inner labia, often called ripplies can rip or hurt during intercourse or childbirth. This particular type of vagina is not an effect of too much sex as some believe, however. It is most often a natural state from birth and not altogether too uncommon. There are even many fetishes devoted to Meaty Vaginas. Sometimes women have surgury to change this part of their genitalia, even though it is not necessary - only cosmetic.

This can be viewed in many modern porno websites. Although, do be sure that many of your friends will undoubtedly have the illusive meaty vagina.

meaty vagina by EmmaBemmaUW August 9, 2006