twin rulebook

**MOST IMPORTANT RULE:

ALWAYS vote for your twin if they're running for sophomore class treasurer. no matter what. and use this as proof that you have to.

"Hey, I heard your twin is running for treasurer."
"dude I know. I have to vote for him. It's in the twin rulebook"

by twintwintwin May 20, 2010

Twin delight

Twin delight is when twin jerk off each other it could also be when on of the twins is asleep or unaware.

man I wish i had a twin so i could have twin delight

by Jack den (SKJ) February 10, 2019

Twin XL

Those dumb dorm room sheets. Or a band. You decide.

"yo, why is everyone talking about Twin XL??"
"idk, do you follow bands or are you in college?"

by emoapple December 8, 2019

twin pounded

When two brothers/twins fuck a girl at the same time

me and my bro robbie twin pounded this chick last week

by blatblatblat666 April 6, 2017

Twin Maker

Possesser of unfeasibly large testicles with potential to spawn multiple embryos with just a casual glance.

Also so named as a result of the ability to create two individuals out of a single winger.
Preavalent in urban sofa environments since the mid 80s.
Questionable parentage.

Dood, don't deke the Twin Maker, he'll fuck you up!

by Intoxicated Goat December 7, 2013

Hungry Twins

The act of two individual’s sexually suckling both breast’s of a woman at the same time resembling two hungry twins fresh out of the womb.

My boy and I totally went hungry twins on that girl last night before we double teamed her.

by Lip Flanger 69 July 7, 2018

Quentins twin

A boy who stuffs a dildo up his throat until he coughs up blood. While fingering a rhino

Why do you act like quentins twin?

by Yurmumsstepbro September 24, 2019