underscore turd

A pathetic piece of crap with an unexplained hatred towards shoes, a moronic creature whose mother's wife's father's husband is homosexual. He can't do anything right and constantly relies on ChatGPT.

That loser is such an underscore turd

by Glas²wegian June 27, 2023

Worthless Turd

A piece of feces holding no tangible value.

"Are you going to take that poop out of the toilet?"
"No, it is a worthless turd."

"Hey Aiden, Are you going to take that poop out of the toilet?"
"No, Guadalupe, it is a worthless turd."

by Mr. Emery April 24, 2015

turd nudger

someone that is gay, aka nudges other boys turds.

'that boy is such a turd nudger'

by harri_ February 04, 2009

river turding

A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.

My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

turd town

The town where turds dwell, (in your ass)

"I'm gonna park the beef bus in turd town". (i am going to make intercourse with your anus)

by peteypablo204 December 05, 2009

Amber Turd

When you're not potty trained and take a poo on the bed instead of the toilet

Amber Turd isn't potty trained and took a big steamin' shite on the bed

by UltimateDoge November 19, 2022

Turd Willy

its a cock covered in shit.

oh, Ben, you made me get a turd willy from that intense anal sex

by australian correspondant December 09, 2006