Hamster in the tubes

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people

"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."

by Warkitten October 12, 2008

a tube going

When you love someone so much, or are so obsessed with them, that you want to connect a tube from both of your genitals, with which to become pregnant.

Jordan and Annabelle have a tube going.

If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?

by broccoli_raccoon June 6, 2021

Normie tube

The YouTube trending section.

“I watched one drama video and now my recommendations are a never ending stream of normie tube.”

by Inqu’aanate October 5, 2019

swirl the tube

I like to party hard and swirl the tube

I like to party hard and swirl the tube

by bkitten3 November 20, 2016

tube sausage

Slang for dick

"I got some tube sausage for you"

by Macdadeo October 6, 2017

Blue Tubes

When all your pent up sexual frustration builds up and you finally get laid--only for the sex to be garbage and you go from horny to angry af real quick. Especially mad you wasted a body count on his micropenis.

That mother fucker from last light spit all this game about tearing my pussy apart, only to find out his dick game is weak, and now I got the worst case of Blue Tubes.

by FindYorChi February 11, 2019

flush the tubes

To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.

Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.

Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.

Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.

by TSHost April 4, 2008