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Toby time 

When a person thinks they're arriving at something on time, but are actually late by half an hour, if not greater.
The dumbarse is running on Toby Time again.
Toby time by emomomo December 10, 2010

toby keith 

Toby Keith is simply "The Best", A true man who is not afraid to speak his mind and stand up for what he believes is right. A man with a lot of talent who also makes everything he touches turn to money.
Toby Keith has music, horses, bars, golf courses, bank and the list goes on and one.
toby keith by JoeyM June 22, 2006

toby keith 

Role model for rural youth - extraordinary singer/songwriter; successful and savvy businessman; dedicated family man; patriotic and non-partisan; philanthropist; supporter of other creative and under appreciated singer songwriters
Toby Keith has sold millions of albums, owns ILBT&G, race horses, Ally's House, married at least 22 years to same woman, coaches young son's football team, supports education for daughter before singing career, visits troups in Iraq, Africa, Germany and other outposts - regularly and without fanfare - or extra pay
toby keith by ljnelson September 5, 2008

Toby Keith 

1. The most American man in fucking America.
More American than if George Washington fucked Betsy Ross.

2. A famous country singer.
Toby Keith is just fucking American.
Toby Keith by Americanperson September 1, 2013
The cutest guy you will ever meet. He plays basketball, and he plays football, but most of all, he plays your heart. When you see that gentle, beautiful southern boy in you school, you see kindness and a warm heart. He is the kind of boy you want to marry one day and own a dog with. The most beloved boy you will ever meet
"Did you hear about Toby S? He's that sweet boy that entered that girls life."
"That boy is such a Toby S. Look at his gentle stamina."
"That guy is really good at football! What a Toby S!"

Toby Wan Kenobi 

Name for an African-American male who tries to use "diversity" or "equal employment opportunity" policies to get a job regardless of their qualifications, or one who tries to play the race card to intimidate or influence others. From the Jedi Knight "Obi Wan Kenobi" of Star Wars and his famous "Jedi Mind Trick," where he fooled the Stormtroopers by telling them "These are not the droids you are looking for."
Black Guy: "I should apply for a job at that new restaurant. I see they ain't got any brothers workin there yet."

White Buddy: "Slow down, Toby Wan Kenobi. You got fired from your last three food service jobs. Maybe you should look into work you are actually qualified for."

or,

Cop #1: "I pulled over this beemer for doing 70 in a 50, and the driver was this wealthy-looking black guy. He had the nerve to accuse me of profiling, even though he had tinted windows, and I didn't know he was black until after I pulled him over!"

Cop #2 "I hate when they turn into Toby Wan Kenobi."
Toby Wan Kenobi by Bructus December 7, 2010