[Old Teddy]

A mysterious, creepy man

Would you tell your friends if you slept with an Old Teddy?

by Vera12345 July 11, 2008

teddy wolfe

The French Adam Driver.

Teddy Wolfe - He's so organic and raw like "Adam Driver".

by Rudeboyriri September 17, 2019

Teddy Boyfriend

I slept with my Teddy boyfriend last night we weren't cuddling.

Omg did you see her teddy boyfriend its hot

by So.this.is.it December 13, 2021

Joseph “Teddy” Romero

The man at the top of Buena High Schools most wanted list. Dangerous man, fast, sexy, unstoppable.

Ay did you hear what Joseph “Teddy” Romero did?
Yeah he’s got a huge cock.

by ClowninOnAHomie November 15, 2019

Sticky Teddy

A Sticky Teddy is the act of a man ejaculating on a womans unshaven armpit hair.

sticky teddybear

by thestickyteddy March 12, 2010

Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.

I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long

by FU3GO January 04, 2024

edward (teddy) trout

he's hella weird. he needs to get his speedo lookin ass tf outta here bruh. Michael is 1000000 time better.

some kid: "hey do u know edward (teddy) trout!"
some other kid: "that annoying ass bitch. he needs to get his speedo looking ass outta here !!!!"

by des and ace February 06, 2022