A cuddly gay man who is very hairy, usually during sexual acts. Teddy bear/bear is mostly used as a pornography category.
Josh: What’s the best sex you’ve had before?
Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear
Josh: Nice broooo
Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear
Josh: Nice broooo
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Get the Teddy Bear mug.When someone did the most or was being extra in completing a simple task only to never complete said task.
Chile, dis naker just Teddy Riley'd me on a shopping spree. I just wanted H&M, but they went all Nordstrom's and their credit card declined.
by Cornwhizzle April 19, 2020
Get the Teddy Riley'd mug.Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .
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Get the teddy jordan mug.Teddy is a very well know person known for his humour and his balls, generally many people asked him “where’s your balls teddy?” People generally use this in the context of a sentence starter or even to end a sentence. If you have a teddy make sure to tease him for having no balls and ask where his balls are, doing this will show a sign of anal communication.
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