Chris

To forget entire English language in a matter of seconds due to an unforeseen event, such as the entrance of a beautiful woman into a conversation.
"She came over and joined the conversation, she spoke to him and then he f*cking chris'd, it was awkward as hell."
by DoucheTwat September 25, 2014
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chris: danny your high ?
danny: shut up.
you got raped.
by jasmine(muffin) July 11, 2008
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is a prick and a bum and needs to get a life, job, girlfreind and also stop been a fucking bum bumming of some one else.
hes been a right chris and half.
(if you dont know what it stands for look it up on urban dictionary)
by george savinsky October 21, 2009
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Chris

A selfish, gold-digging, hateful, gossiping, lying, vengeful, dangerous, and/or psychopathic female with bi polar tendencies.
My boyfriends ex wife is such a chris
by vacant October 25, 2008
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A chris is someone whos a bitch
Hey hey what do you look like a hoe hell no you sit in the chris.
by tricell March 18, 2009
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A queer who comes out of the closet, then denies the fact that he is gay only a few days later. He thinks that he is so smart but then fails at life.
GayQueerFagDumbFailChris
by XxALLSTARPROxX February 07, 2010
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Causing all your friends, beyond all doubt, to believe with utmost certainty that the words you are speaking are 100% true and factual. Usually used in relation to killing the mood for jokes.
Me: I need a car bj.
Chris: I've had a lot of friends die in car crashes, and that was one of them.
Me: Huh, way to kill my hopes.
Chris: I think its funny you people still believe me.
Me: God damnit he pulled a Chris.
by Darth_Renatus February 11, 2012
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