Thomas

1. That one boyfriend that cheats on you with your fbi-wanted uncle.

2. When someone anonymously submits the if fricking dogs is wrong to the sex-ed teacher and everyone stares at him because he stinks of peanut butter.

Why did I date a Thomas?

by IKnowItAllSucka August 4, 2019

Thomas

Eats Ass the best is the best boyfriend you could ever wish for and will love you till the end of time

“Thomas is the best”

by Tommyh05 May 19, 2018

Thomas

Very spacey and easily distracted. Doesn’t always know what’s going on the bed tries to help in anyway he can. Always trying to get in the relationship to feel liked, but ends up getting Friend-Zoned. Whenever he’s feeling hurt or sad he tries to hide it with humor, Thomas feels everything even though it seems that he’s laughing he is actually crying on the inside.

Try not to underestimate thomas because although he is spacey and somewhat delusional at times he is still a human being and can feel things to.

Guy1-“Thomas has know idea what heck is going on”

Guy2-“Maybye he already knows and is trying to laugh it off?”

by Shfssxf May 13, 2018

Thomas

Can be pronounced as Tom-ass A bitch ass nigga that's trapped in the closet

Stop being a Thomas

by AMT - Almighty Tester June 6, 2019

Thomas

Gay guy being a dousche canoe while putting peanut butter on his butthole and letting an orgy of gay dogs lick it off

Jack was being a real Thomas last night!

by Bambam6363 May 7, 2018

Thomas

An old man with a small willy.

wow he really does have a thomas

by Big daddy dman February 2, 2018

Thomas

Is a salty kid who thinks he is good at videogames but is actually really bad. Thomas' are really bad at DT and IT but think they are good. Thomas is a poor kid who has no life or friends.

Remember that Thomas kid from last year, yeah he had no friends.

by Yeeeeeeeeeeet21 September 10, 2019