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wet teddy bear table

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”
by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021
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Teddy

Teddy is often an old fat man, usually making others uncomfortable. It is also slang for an Andrew Tate fan that no one likes.
You're being such a Teddy right now!

If you keep acting like a Teddy, we're going to be breaking up.
by vixtilu May 26, 2023
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Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.
I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long
by FU3GO January 4, 2024
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Teddy

"OMG TEDDY SENN HES A CUTE ASS MUTHAFUCKA"
by mcdavidlover2 February 13, 2022
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Brown Teddy Anni

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship
Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action
by Oscar63 September 12, 2020
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Topless Teddy

When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.
Man that guy is wasted, now he's going Topless Teddy.
by The Real Chas February 20, 2023
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Teddy

most sexiest guy from the bronx, boy so fine that he got every girl twitchibg and dripping😻😻soo hot actually rs his posture the way he walk the way he talk i aint gon lie i will take it w/o a rubber omgg and bc he from the X he SOO GANGSTA TOOO LIKE OH MYYYplays basketball rly good, rly smart, so hot, can play the guitar

SO F ING CONFIDENT AND SURE IN HIMSELF,has many friends, everyone fw him

overall a big hottie its probs soo long too xx
teddy: *walks outside*
girls: OMG OMG TEDDDY GIMME YO PHONE NUMBAA 😍😍ILY BAE LETS FUCK
teddy: "Damn i pull mad bitches"
by dickrider_fo_🧸 December 20, 2023
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