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New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.
Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!
by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025
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Leg Letter

eg;

Emily: Are you a leg letter
Evelyn:…
by martin williams July 10, 2023
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Soviet letter opener machinery

a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.

It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.
We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.
by ayobro April 20, 2025
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Dear Matt letter

Another term for a “Cease and Desist” letter.

Originated by Matt The Welder, Comedian and political candidate who received more of these than any other candidate ever.
Bro spilled the dirt on Bill and then he got a Dear Matt letter in the mail.
by I know stuff May 11, 2024
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Red Letter Day

A Red Letter Day is when a scientist gets teleported to a different place, and it FAILS!
"That's right, Barney. This is a red letter day. We'll inaugurate the new teleport with a double transmission!" -Dr. Kleiner
by OfficialDaft February 14, 2025
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classical letters

a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone
mother (before daughter goes off to University) : please write me classical letters, I am somewhat technologically challenged, and can't remember the password to access my email.

daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore; we live in such a tech dominated world.
by Sexydimma October 3, 2013
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