elephant zoo

Something you send to someone to break the ice with a cute bartender. Hoping she likes you

I told my favorite bartender elephant zoo. Now I have her number.

by Lonely God December 1, 2017

Tuna Zoo

Noun. An establishment that's mostly filled with women. Analogous to sausage fest for place mostly filled with men.

Wow, Pink Pony Club really was a tuna zoo last night, there wasn't even a semi-decent guy any where!

by HappyShroomFarts July 11, 2025

Taker to da zoo

this word means that the person you are referring to suffers from mental retardation.

I'm Going on a date with Molly the moron so im gonna taker to da zoo, caz retards love da zoo.

by Jay Crew jr January 14, 2008

Shit Zoo

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.

Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

The Poormans Zoo

A store that sells domesticated animals, where low income patrons who can't afford to go to a zoo can view wildlife.

I went to look at the animals at the poormans zoo because I'm too broke to go to the real one.

by Clamchester June 22, 2020

Zoo

Middle schoolers in 9th hour

There's a Zoo of ugly creatures in here

by MushroomMoe November 11, 2021

zukurz (Pronounced Zoo-kerz)

Someone that is too short. Also may refer to the rapper.

zukurz (pronounced zoo-kerz) Comes from German. May be used to described the rapper 2$hort, or simply someone shorter than the average person.

by ?stuffing? November 23, 2011