The thick mucus coming from a women's vagina typically found covering her underwear at the end of a long day, which, with further research, may one day replace super glue.
"Guys, give me one minute! I have to go change my underwear because this one is coated with oyster glue!"
by Gary Pike August 17, 2015
Get the Oyster Gluemug. An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.
“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
Get the Dutch Oystermug. When the man masturbates and he catches his semen in his hand the makes his partner suck it out like an oyster
by Zigzagmanbag February 24, 2024
Get the Spunky oystermug. An aperitif enjoyed by those of a certain persuasion ie scissor sisters where oysters can be enjoyed simultaneously. Can also be enjoyed by males, that rare type who indulge in foreplay.
The Lionesses have played particularly well in the World Cup, there will be many celebrations including chewing the oysters.
by Corva August 16, 2023
Get the Chewing the Oystermug. It's a dynamic of knowing or not knowing what it is that makes this term funny. If you are in on the joke it is what ever you wanna come up with and improve on the spot and anyone can add to it or give their mystery sauce deep fried nacho cheesed variation. The person who doesn't know a version is joked on because they didnt know.
Skylikeforserious says "What do you mean you don't know what prison oysters are, in SF we deep fry lamb and beef meatballs a put nacho cheese and hint of fennel on them." Ted says "In Albuquerque we do them the same except add peppers n christmas salsa" ...
by SUGARPHUCK July 30, 2022
Get the PRISON OYSTERmug. by Devotee_14 April 19, 2018
Get the oyster cardmug. The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.
Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!
by Spare change poontang May 15, 2018
Get the Oyster Leathermug.