super mario

An Italian plumber who enjoys shrooms, acid, PCP, or any other fucked up drug that fucks you up fuck fuck fuck

Super Mario does shrooms. Which is precisely why he rides a dinosaur while staring at the smiling clouds. and koopas. who are also on acid.

by iron maiden sucks April 8, 2005

Mario Karted

A special event that occurs normally in Mario kart where one drops from one place to another. This event can be applied to other scenarios outside of Mario kart as well

Jeorge: Wow, Billy really got Mario karted!

by Mario kart scientist January 24, 2019

Mario's Discord

a location so grotesque even the pokemon Muk wouldn't go there.

Patrick : You wanna join Mario's Discord with me?

Carl: You just gave me second degree cancer

by TheCookoutDC October 8, 2019

juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

by Khuan November 22, 2021

mario selman

Mario Selman is just the most lit person you could ever imagine. He is just a AMAZINNNN. Me and my friends would do anything to meat him. He's just flawless , ok.

" you look good, but not like Mario Selman"
" Stop saying she's the best... Have you met Mario Selman?"

by Keisha P November 15, 2016

Dr. Mario

A puzzle game named after Mario Nakazawa.

Dr. Mario is my favorite game ever!

by Gaga2015 December 18, 2021

Kevin Mario

Kevin Mario is a hot babe and has a twin called melvin and everyone loves him and his boys adam and anesu

Kevin is meant to have a big dick but unfortunaty he was born with a 1 incher

Is that THE Kevin Mario
Ofc and im with ma boy mahmoud bata
i love bata
same
wanna kiss
ok bata
*makes out with bate*

by kwaramba February 20, 2022