jake

A Fat person (mostly a guido male) who enjoys giving {oral}.

" yo wheres Jake?" "hes at the clubs giving head"

by Rob Bury November 11, 2008

jake

person who loves sucking cock for a living and getting has down syndrome

oh god look at that jake over there

by zac fordd January 7, 2009

jake

some fucking faggot that everyone wants to slap this shit out of

i will slap the living shit out you Jake you fucking kike

by _real_phobia June 14, 2017

Jake

Someone with a tiny dick that gets no girls because he is so ugly

Ewww is that Jake he is so ugly

by Henry Thomson July 10, 2016

#jake

A male species with blonde hair. According to the Holly Bible he walks the earth in a somewhat 'hansome manner'. A man to be cherished and embraced. A crocodile in disguise as an ape.

I wish i had a #jake to keep me warm

by lavenderrty October 4, 2009

Jake

The biggest faggot, douche bag you will ever meet. Drinks cum like no tomorrow. He will touch your dick. He wants to give you a blow job.

Girl-Jake? What a queer!
Boy-He likes my penis.
Boy 2-He tryed to stick it in me!
Girl 2-He told me he likes men.

by Ariespoo1 October 24, 2011

Jake

1) The biggest fuckboy hypocrite to ever exist on this earth

2) The guy who has no friends

Did you hear Jake has no friends at all? I wonder why

by clappingdeeznuts April 13, 2015