The most beautiful girl on this earth, she always knows how to make you smile, and has great booty. Everything about her is perfect.
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Trump thinks he's got a better tan than George Hamilton but his suntan-in-a-can, carrot juice overdose, fat face tan is as fake as he is.
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Get the George Hamilton mug.The messiah of tanning sunworshippers. His name is often spoken in reverence and used in prayers by gnarly surfin dudes prior to hittin the waves.
Bill: Fuck! My tan is peeling. I look like fuckin' snake.
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?
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Get the George Hamilton mug.Gareth Hamilton is a guy with an uneven head shape, and he is very stupid. He also gets bullied by his sibling and has gay genes that run through the family
“Lol look the younger sister is sitting in the front seat”
“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”
“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”
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Get the Evan Hamilton mug.The kid who went to the Hamilton Township schools (Southeastern Columbus). You either ended up fulfilling your goals that they shoved down your throat since you were in intermediate school or you completely fell off the map.
This school was known for having a TON of military kids/family and being in the news or local gossip for some CRAZY stuff, such as when the high school superintendent got caught with crack and everyone knows about what happened with the band director.
When school started back up, you dreaded the band playing on full blast at 7 o clock in the morning and having your classes close together was a blessing unless you wanted to reach your goal of 10,000 steps a day. nobody knows why they wanted us to have lunch at 11am. At some point you thought green and gold was an ugly color combination. You know at least one person that rang the bell in the courtyard and got in trouble for it. You don't know how to explain to someone that you're surrounded by cornfields but can see the downtown skyline from the library. and you really miss either the breakfast pizza or those dry ass spicy chicken sandwiches.
This school was known for having a TON of military kids/family and being in the news or local gossip for some CRAZY stuff, such as when the high school superintendent got caught with crack and everyone knows about what happened with the band director.
When school started back up, you dreaded the band playing on full blast at 7 o clock in the morning and having your classes close together was a blessing unless you wanted to reach your goal of 10,000 steps a day. nobody knows why they wanted us to have lunch at 11am. At some point you thought green and gold was an ugly color combination. You know at least one person that rang the bell in the courtyard and got in trouble for it. You don't know how to explain to someone that you're surrounded by cornfields but can see the downtown skyline from the library. and you really miss either the breakfast pizza or those dry ass spicy chicken sandwiches.
"where did you go to school?"
"oh I was a Hamilton kid."
typical responses
1.) "where's that at?"
2.) "how are you not institutionalized"
3.) " oh yeah, I heard about your band director, superintendent, principal, science teacher, etc etc etc"
"oh I was a Hamilton kid."
typical responses
1.) "where's that at?"
2.) "how are you not institutionalized"
3.) " oh yeah, I heard about your band director, superintendent, principal, science teacher, etc etc etc"
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