Hair-don't

An ill-conceived hairstyle, usually sported by professional football players. A particularly ridiculous but seemingly fashionable hair cut.

"Do you watch the world cup last night, did you see Ronaldo's new hair-don't?"

by Dunc Slamm June 22, 2014

camaro hair

a chick rocking the Farrah Fawcett feathered hair style.

check out her awesome camaro hair!

by i heart camaros March 2, 2012

Pineapple Hair

anix’s word for the green thing on top of spongebobs house

weow did you see the green thing on spongebobs house?

duh it’s pineapple hair

by moonangxel June 17, 2020

hair catcher

A condition when a person's butt is so pronounced that when in the shower, natural hair loss from their head gets clogged between their butt cheeks rather than clogging in the shower drain.

Wow, check out the hair catcher on that girl!

by OutKickedCoverage February 10, 2018

Hair Berries

Ass hairs with tiny knots on the ends. Typically found in multiples. Hard to pluck and remove and often dangle.

I went down to eat that homeless woman’s ass in the alley and it was nothing but a stank ass forest full of hair berries.

Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018

hair drapes

When your hair is medium long but your bangs are parted in the middle of your head creating a drape look around your face.

"Chris Hardwick circa "Singled Out" on MTV had some real hair drapes going on."

by Violet Black February 21, 2014

hair patty

When you pull a lot of hair off of your hairbrush, and it comes off in the shape of a burger patty.

Person: Woah, I just pulled a huge hair patty off my hairbrush!
Other person: Cool!

by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021