hairball complex

The hairball complex is very similar to people who are narcissistic however instead of putting there needs first or wanting to be the center of attention someone with the hairball complex will refuse to speak to you and/or block you if you even slightly do something they don't approve of

1. Dylan: have you met Colin he has a total hairball complex?
Dave T.: no I haven't met him but I'll probably avoid him if he has a hair all complex.

by Egg_gamer September 11, 2022

Baller Complex

When someone who considers themselves highly is forced to chose between a situation that might embarrass them

“ Dude I tried teaching him to skate but the baller complex ran to deep ”

by anonymous November 25, 2020

beemer complex

Noun. A condition inherent to drivers of BMW automobiles, causing them to overtake the fast lane of any road, and often in a belligerent, arrogant, pushy and assholish manner.

The moment he sat behind the wheel of the E21, Davenport began to feel the onset of what several Behaviorists have dubbed 'beemer complex.'

by James Hoffa Lincoln October 9, 2014

Saitama Complex

Being levels above other people to the point you are unbeatable. Your interest/hobby that you have become so strong in is a bore; you actively seek challenges and are desperate when it comes to someone opposing.

"That new anime character has a Saitama Complex. He's insanely strong but he finds nothing entertaining anymore. Although, it's a great show to watch because not many people can pull off having a Mary Sue character."

by Zemize October 5, 2020

asshole complex

A moment (usually during a survey or social experiment) when someone just bull shits an answer or when someone is an asshole in general ( basically saying being an asshole is a mental disability which is obviously not okay)

"

This guy just fucking cut me off damn it asshole complex"

by Certified in life February 3, 2019

Hushpuppi Complex

A state of mind where you become too greedy for money, you begin to commit serious crimes in order to get what you want financially.

My son is struggling with a Hushpuppi Complex and it nearly landed him in prison.

by Derioo July 4, 2020

:3 complex

The need to be the most uwu and generally :3 person there is no matter the situation. Having an :3 complex means that you have an intense urge to have this personality, but unlike just being :3 always (like your actual main personality) or in appropriate situations behaving like it, a person with an :3 complex will literally do it quite randomly and for no apparent reason other than "its funny" or "im bored" or some other god forsaken event.f

Generally harmless and sometimes funny-ish but when it comes randomly at inappropriate times like in class or when you have a genuine concern it can be annoying.

student 1: "can you come with me and do something fun im really bored today"
student 2: "o-oh ehe~ iunno what to do, uwu nya!"
student 1:"syou have such an :3 complex, blocked"

student 3: "i dont feel like being here anymore, im really depressed and i feel like nobody wants me on this planet anymore"
student 4: "ehe~ im such a cute uwu cat, nya! purr, hehe!"
student 3: "i was contemplating staying on this planet but you are contaminating the air with your :3 complex"

teacher: "ok class turn to page 48 we are reading romeo and juliet"
student 5: "oh nooo nya! i dont wanna do this reading :3 we should all just be uwu, nya!"
student 6: "we are literally in english class stop being such an :3 complex"

by raidenlunari March 4, 2023