Thanos

A prune that tried to put on makeup an just make himself more like a prune the real reason why he wants to make the universe 50% off is beacase there will be less people to make fun of him. And also less people to make fun of his shiny rock collection an his historical oven mitt. And has back problems because he sits on a $5 throne that is made up out of rocks.

Boy: Ha Ha you have a prune for a head

SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence

SPANNING SOUND

Thanos: AHHH

by TheBloodyLegend123 May 7, 2020

Thanos ass

Thanos ass is two really big grapes which avarage wheight is 5 kg they are bigger than cars wheel

Omg thanos ass is so big
Look at that thanos ass

by Scaryniggerblack69 May 25, 2022

Thanos

Big old juicy eggplant waiting for African babies to go lurking around his swamp looking for his next meal

big purple-just basically an eggplant with a purple ballsack physical attached to his chin

has the might fisty and frisky gauntlet used as a fisting device for maximum pain and suffering

Thanos is specially referred to as a pedophile lurking for underage children

hey Osama bin laden

Thanos is lurking around the school lurking for his prey underage children.

by Thanos Is A Pedephile November 18, 2020

THOT Thanos

A nickname for a woman that is unfaithful in relationships and collects engagement and/or weddings rings as a means of income or for enjoyment without having any desire to be committed to the other party.

I just saw Angela and Harvey got engaged. I can't see this working out because she is way out of his league and has an Only Fans page. Someone needs to tell him that THOT Thanos is texting other dudes.

by Spanky Montgomery September 15, 2021

do thanos wrist

Shove your left hand up your anus and snap yourself out of existence

Jimmy Savile: I LOVE KIDS

Decent lad: do thanos wrist

by BlitzRain July 2, 2022

thanos tower

An sc tower in ring 1 of jtoh

OMFG I JUST BEAT THANOS TOWER OMG

by gitilivy February 25, 2023

Thanos

Thanos is a big grape drone the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) who was able to beat the Avengers. He snapped a snap that caused half the universe to turn to dust.

Cole- I can’t believe thanos won in Infinity War.

Hank- dude I know I wonder what’s gonna happen in Endgame.

by I’m_really_depressed April 28, 2019