by marcilcel January 27, 2018
Get the tanner schoolmug. A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.
Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
by cwazy doode April 24, 2018
Get the tanner garrisonmug. Almost always is a y2k girl and usually addicted to but not limited to; Caffeine, Sex, fast fashion, and mascara. Tanner has a expensive taste and always has to have the newest and freshest closet that will impress the new guys she picks up every weekend out in La. Tanner comes well equipped with blonde hair, long ass nails, mascara, earrings more expensive then your college tuition, and tons of sass.
Girl 1: OMG Tanner i love your pants! Where did you get them?
Tanner: I thrifted them and theres no tag but thanks. (pants were actually from brandy)
Tanner: I thrifted them and theres no tag but thanks. (pants were actually from brandy)
by mixtrax November 24, 2021
Get the Tannermug. by You got rick rolled November 8, 2020
Get the Tannermug. He could be mean he can break your heart but if you meet a Tanner make sure to keep him as a friend or maybe even a best friend or more
by Emma1527 July 6, 2021
Get the Tannermug. The most amazing person that you could meet, although tanner’s personality may change from time to time, he is overall awesome. If you ever meet a tanner, hold him close.
by My dudeeeeeeeeee February 29, 2020
Get the Tannermug. A guy who overall loves hockey, he’s a real good goalie, and has the fattest cock you’ll ever see, he’s funny, trustworthy, and will always be the for you. He’s also got a crazy eight pack, and did I mention fat dick
Man look at that Tanner
by Hello my good friend May 26, 2025
Get the Tannermug.