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He could be mean he can break your heart but if you meet a Tanner make sure to keep him as a friend or maybe even a best friend or more
by Emma1527 July 06, 2021
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Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.
Tanner is such a ape.

Tanner is smart, but I think he's more related to a gorilla than his dad.
by BigBoyBinsky November 07, 2023
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The absolute love of my life. The best friend you could ever have. He may get annoying at times because he’s a big baby who is afraid to show emotion, but tries his hardest. He’s got a heart of gold and the mind to keep you in check.
“Hey Tanner, I’ve always been in love with you. These past few years have been the best in my life.”
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When you break/sprain/dislocate/twist/roll your ankle on a baby swing
Did you hear about his Tanner? I feel so bad for him
by Something_Corporate July 05, 2022
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person A: hey have you seen that guy?

person B: yeah, he looks like a tanner
by slytherinandravenclawbesties November 20, 2023
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tanners a gay ass
by fillice January 03, 2022
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That one 13yo with a huge horsecock that will fuck the life out of sadi.
by Sadisthiccprettymuchboyfreind November 16, 2020
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