Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.
That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..
by LéKHOLE November 02, 2010
The act of shuffling cards on a smaller, more intimate scale. Allegedly done because it is simply too much to shuffle an entire deck at one time.
Nicole was deemed insufficent at shuffling cards on her own. Therefore, Josh (like a knight in shining armor) came through when he locally shuffled the card deck.
by JoeyBigToes December 25, 2018
The phenomenon in which one thinks their iPod is not on shuffle (when, in fact, it is) because multiple songs from the same artist are played in sequence.
Steve: Hmm, that's odd. I thought my iPod was on shuffle, but I just heard 15 Beatles songs in a row... *Checks iPod*
...Wait a minute, it is on shuffle.
Mo: You just got shuffle punk'd!
...Wait a minute, it is on shuffle.
Mo: You just got shuffle punk'd!
by Mo's Friend Steve October 26, 2010
The action of moving from one stall to another in the restroom because there is no toilet paper in the stall, and it is required. This action can be done with pants up or down and generally implies a penguin like movement.
Hey man did you see Johnny acting a little Wierd in the restroom?
Yeah, he was just doing the TP shuffle.
Yeah, he was just doing the TP shuffle.
by Thor McOverlord January 22, 2015
Right before you ejaculate, you pinch your uncircumcised foreskin at the tip, creating a pocket you fill with semen. Then fill same pocket with urine before releasing everything over the toilet, flushing everything out.
by Craig Wayne Jenkins May 11, 2018
1. a slow, tiring, and forced stride usually accompanying those of a "nippy-like" nature. See Also: Nippy
2. a type of slow walk that results from engorging on pizza, italian, queso, or burgers.
2. a type of slow walk that results from engorging on pizza, italian, queso, or burgers.
Hurry up Chris, your doing the fucking Nippy Shuffle.
Christ Ed, too much to eat tonite at Chili's; looks like its the Nippy SHuffle tonite.
Christ Ed, too much to eat tonite at Chili's; looks like its the Nippy SHuffle tonite.
by ez February 09, 2005
the act of leaving a relationship to go to Europe and sleep around. then coming home, and getting back with the ex.
C got European shuffled when A went off to Europe. A broke up with C before she went to Europe. She slept with a few European men, only to come home and get back with C.
by kakkam January 19, 2011