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pizza carpet

Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.
Girl- Glad i could come over.
Boy- yeah, here is my room.
Girl- EW! you have a pizza carpet. Bye!
by aGamer... November 20, 2013
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Repainting the Carpet

Valentine's day is ruined, I will be repainting the carpet on the 14th.
by Sleepless Author March 3, 2015
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Carpet wizard

by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016
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carpet dust

The leftover drugs around your house finely chopped up and put together.
"That carpet dust actually turned out pretty good"
by Marypuss December 7, 2016
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Crusty carpet

A carpet that has gathered so much dust that it has fossilised and become crust.
That carpet is such a crusty carpet! Clean it!
by BeefyToeFandom November 17, 2018
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carpet yachting

When the dog drags it itchy hoop along the carpet in search of relief.
FFS, your fucking dog is carpet yachting again. You can clear up the brown tram line this time!
by halfmanhalfninja August 3, 2017
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carpet stain

Um.... it’s when you spill something on your carpet and can’t come out...
Mum: Damn, I just spilled my noodles!
Me: WE’LL NOW YOU’VE MADE A FUCKING CARPET STAIN...
by Brookeisdumb November 6, 2018
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