A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.
by MagnificentRikki November 15, 2012
Get the Three Second Walrusmug. A sexual act in which a man shoves his penis through a fish and then has sex with a woman (or whatever) till he cums about sad fish
by wienerton mcguyver April 28, 2010
Get the One-Tusked Walrusmug. When a girl is giving you a blow-job and another girl comes in and puts her vagina over your nose and bites the back of your neck while putting a dildo up the other girls ass.
So i was just chilling gettin some head from Tiffany, when Samantha walks in and gives me a fuckin Mexican Walrus Chomp
by McStingeyFart October 18, 2010
Get the Mexican Walrus Chompmug. by Wishfriends July 12, 2010
Get the I Am The Walrusmug. I saw a cum guzzling thunder walrus walking down the street and I think the sidewalk cried a little bit.
by Tyler R wright June 6, 2015
Get the cum guzzling thunder walrusmug. by FreelanceMcLovin December 9, 2015
Get the giant flaming walrus penismug. this is a woman who is married to a walrus, walrus fucker, she has a strange body-never before seen on this planet oddity. She has tits that come round corners before she does. This oddity also loves goats, and married men, if you see this creature DO NOT look directly at it as your eyes will fall out!
-I seen something in the zoo yesterday and i was sure it was Mrs I Love a Walrus!
-Did you see that thing in the back of that car?......I could of sworn it was a Mrs I Love A walrus!!!
-Did you see that thing in the back of that car?......I could of sworn it was a Mrs I Love A walrus!!!
by the odd shape fan club January 25, 2008
Get the mrs i love a walrusmug.