Russian Jump

when a male is having intercourse, their counter partner screams Russian Jump as the male ejaculates thrusting her body towards the male increasing the penetration. This may lead to the damage of male balls, however it is very effective.

"My girl tried the Russian Jump on me and now I don't think I can feel my balls anymore"
"that sucks bro, I pulled out before mine said that"

by anonymous January 19, 2021

Russian poo

A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.

Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.

by california689 August 4, 2011

Russian Tourettes

When your level of expertise in the Russian language is only sufficient for swear words. Everything you say is either rude or creepy.

Russian Tourettes: "Туретта по-русски, сука"

by _srsh_ May 8, 2018

Russian Swordfish

When you stick your dick through one ear and out the other

Dallas Threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother

by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019

Russian Quaker

Quaker oats with kahlua added to taste. See White Russian.

Yo, this russian quaker is part of a balanced breakfast.

by Zip117 January 14, 2009

Russian Sandbar

When you and your partner are having sex in the sand and you pull out too far and your dick hits the sand and you go back in

Me and the ol lady were messing around on the beach and I gave her a Russian sandbar

by Curled cheese curds September 20, 2016

Russian Kid

We all o that one person that is obsessed with Russia finds it very on often named Emma. CANT figure out how to do simple math but is somehow in advance math

Emma is an idot also a Russian kid,

by CANADIAN KID124 April 28, 2021