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Face-Rapist

An aggressive kiss reminding you of the awkward turtle moments of puberty
John totally face-raped me on the dance floor, it was gross! He's such a face-rapist.
by UndercoverOrca August 10, 2016
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jello rapist

a person who sticks their penis in a bowl of jello and moves it around really quickly causing an erection and eventually having jello in the head (tip). This can only occur on the day before Halloween (cabbage night) or Christmas Eve.
Damn Jimmy, you sure were a jello rapist when you were drunk last night.
by ungukhh December 25, 2013
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Conversational rapist

Someone who forcibly inserts themselves into a conversation they were not previously invited into.
by Akflyer May 17, 2017
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Rapist Hunter

When one tries to explain to a group of freinds that if 5 of them cannot repel one rapist (but using the disasterous words "beat off" one rapist) in a dark alley at night, they become notoriouslt known as a Rapist Hunter - only in the sense that one wants to pleasure them instead of kill.

Becomes funnier on one's own part when one plays along ...
Idiot: "Guys, if five of us can't beat off one rapist..."

Funny Guy: "HAHAHA, "beat off" .. Rapists beware! ... you Rapist Hunter"

Other Guy: " Hey, that dude is a rapist" *points*

Idiot: "Soooo ... you're a rapist are you!?!" *evil grin + rubs hands together as if up to no good*

... unexpected comedy.
by RyRy28 September 16, 2011
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Rapist Row

A variation of "Death Row" that convicted rapists enter the moment they step into prison. Since rape is considered such an awful crime that even hardened criminals find it utterly repulsive, rapists are more likely to be murdered in prison than any other criminal, hence the term, "Rapist Row."
Rapist Row. Because even criminals have chivalry. Well, most of them.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 6, 2021
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