An Italian plumber who enjoys shrooms, acid, PCP, or any other fucked up drug that fucks you up fuck fuck fuck
Super Mario does shrooms. Which is precisely why he rides a dinosaur while staring at the smiling clouds. and koopas. who are also on acid.
by iron maiden sucks April 8, 2005

A special event that occurs normally in Mario kart where one drops from one place to another. This event can be applied to other scenarios outside of Mario kart as well
by Mario kart scientist January 24, 2019

by TheCookoutDC October 8, 2019

Kevin Mario is a hot babe and has a twin called melvin and everyone loves him and his boys adam and anesu
Kevin is meant to have a big dick but unfortunaty he was born with a 1 incher
Kevin is meant to have a big dick but unfortunaty he was born with a 1 incher
Is that THE Kevin Mario
Ofc and im with ma boy mahmoud bata
i love bata
same
wanna kiss
ok bata
*makes out with bate*
Ofc and im with ma boy mahmoud bata
i love bata
same
wanna kiss
ok bata
*makes out with bate*
by kwaramba February 20, 2022

Garth Mario was born on 1943 he was born at a young age and was abused by his parents for “being a lump of moose shit” he later was put up for adoption by his parents the adopted by Adolf hitler who later abandoned him in the streets because “I hate you loser haha (epic fortnite dance)” then at the age of 27 he commuted seppuku
Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems
Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems
by NoOneLovesMe52 December 24, 2019

Lilian and Marios is the best couple. They want each other and they are twin flames. Marios wants Lilian af so he does anything for her. Lilian need mario in her life more than everything. They will be together forever<333333
by MariaZimp November 20, 2021

by Shinynchrome89 December 26, 2021
