giraffe disease

different spots on your body that are peeling after a tan or laying out; looks like giraffe spots

I have giraffe disease from going to Florida.

by beccaaameyyer July 12, 2014

what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...

Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*

by tinderdadjoke July 23, 2021

Jumping giraffe

Two ppl naked on a trampoline one punches the other in the throat then proceeds jumping

Bitch I'll do a jumping giraffe on you

by Bkush420 April 20, 2022

giraffe recursion

A method of recursion that assumes, given the great distance that it can see, that infinite recursion is impossible so there's no need to check for the termination case.

The production issues were directly related to an implementation of giraffe recursion.

by Viat March 10, 2022

tackling a giraffe

trying to fuck a freakishly tall female

you can find me tackling a giraffe

by racinmason December 8, 2016

suicidal giraffe

A teenager who is very thin and tall, almost inexistent, who tries to blap some thots.

Matt: Im finna blap Anklass quick
Finkle: Boi you a suicidal giraffe you got no clout

by jayslefttit February 16, 2018