Flower Bandit

one who steals flowers in the cloak of the night, and uses them to create hand crafted goods to be sold at the local market under the noses of those the flowers came from.

Have you seen Flower Bandits new trays? I think those flowers came from my garden, I'm not mad at it though. I think I'm going to buy one in fact!

by Qwertyasdf12345 June 9, 2019

flower boobs

Really nice boobs.

Jules has flower boobs.

by imyourgrandma May 15, 2016

cooter flower

When a womans cooter has so many vaginal warts it looks like califlower.

Jane needs to see a Dr to treat her cooter flower.

by Zigs71 June 2, 2018

Blooming flower

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.

Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.

by Loudeezy October 29, 2021

butt flower

Another name for the bum hole

Omg babe I'm going to sprinkle in your butt flower

by Bootypump April 4, 2018

tea flower

The process of scamming by using a money-raising platform like kickstarter, go fund me, or indiegogo.
It is done by promising a product, (new invention, web-series, video game, etc.) only to cancel the project without refund and run off with the donation money for some other purpose.

"That artist tea flowered on kickstarter then left the site, now no one knows where they are."

by donteverdothisagain June 24, 2017

zucchini flowers

A disgusting ingredient for any meal.

I wanted to make a horrible meal so I added zucchini flowers to some otherwise delicious ingredients.

by Jesus1565456321567 June 17, 2018