Christopher Swan

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”

Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”

by Detergent man January 5, 2022

Swanning

The act of exhibiting behaviors that are heavily associated with swans

Six swans a swanning
"12 days of Christmas"

by Swanwhisperer December 17, 2024

Swan lakeing

When jerking off in a planked position you aim the head of the penis at a 69 degree angle as to shoot the cum into your mouth upon ejaculation. Can be done accidentally or on purpose but either way the cum is normally choked up causing the swans to take flight.

“*auhg* Fuck I’ve just swan laked myself”, or “I about threw up when I realized I was swan lakeing”

by GammaTexas8 September 10, 2021

Swanning

The period between when the queen dies, and the next coronation, when all the swans in the UK become fare game in a purge-style event. Local parks become tasty tasty bloodbath, and there's foie gras for all!

Bro, Liz is dead, we going swanning fam? Yes blad, Let me get me garden sheers!

by FoxBear May 20, 2022