dirty susan

a dirty susan, when a girl does a blow job but throws up half way through.

she pulled a dirty susan last night.

by i know_what you_did July 18, 2023

Susan

1. A woman many paygrades above a Karen. Not only does she want to see the Manager, she wants to control what time the Manager takes a dump wile they're at work.

2. Control freak. Victim. Narcissistic cunt.

3. Someone who fingers their sister

"omg did you see how Susan acted out after the Manager told her she couldn't have a lollipop?! Gosh she must still be pissed her sister didn't return the favour after she fingered her"

by SuzieQssister July 22, 2022

susan

Mexican GTA maid that gets paid 1 penny and half a stick of gum she also sings Dora

Boy 1:Hey, who’s Susan
Boy 2: Susan is my Mexican GTA maid
Boy 1: oh that’s so cool

by SextraLover3000 July 28, 2022

Susaned

When you dislike someone in your friend group so much you make a new friend group but its just the same friend group without that bitch susan.

Bro, she's gonna get susaned

by ebaril101 October 30, 2019

Lazy Susan

A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it

Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans

by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021

accidental susan

Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.

Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."

by SueSuzy September 15, 2021

sidewalk susan

A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.

This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.

by Mackenzie scout August 4, 2021