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Track Surfing

a.) someone looking through tracks/songs in a music library to find that song that you haven't heard in a while or a song that's pleasing to your ears.
Person 1:What are you?
Person 2:I'm track surfing!
Person 1: Find anything good?
Person 2: Yeah I just did...The Beatles!
by Yaj White December 28, 2009
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Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.
"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"
by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011
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surf monkey

the new NHL team The Seattle Surf Monkeys
i cheer for the surf monkeys
by orangesurfmonkey December 7, 2018
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twater-surfing

The act of a female riding a male to the point the juices come in waves
I waves were so rough I was covered head to foot while she enjoyed her twater-surfing
by Stan-el January 23, 2014
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ass surf

The equivalent of a titty fuck, but done with the ass cheeks. Usually done as part of an overall ass worshiping before insertion.
My homie John said he ass surfed Mary. That girl’s ass is up there with Alexis Texas’. Lucky bastard.
by Juan John August 26, 2019
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Surfing the Desktop

When your internet is down and you're trying to find whatever porn you have saved on your computer.
"Dammit, the internet's down. Guess I gotta go surfing the desktop"
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surf hair

The dry, semi-stringy texture of a person's hair after surfing in the ocean and spending hours in the sun. Usually used as a term by people who surf a lot.
"Rebecca has surf hair from being on the waves so often."
by surfsince96 June 16, 2017
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