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The Strokes

A band that makes Rebecca Black look good. The singer looks like a woman, which excited me when I heard the name of the band, until he opened his mouth. Then my ears bled. Also any band that has erotic insinuations in the name, but does not, in fact, have erotic undertones is terrible.
Gurl: OH MAI GAWD The Strokes IS LYKE THE WORST THING I'VE EVER HERD AND I LISTEN TO BLCK MUSIC ALL DAY! WHAT THE F***!
by WEYUWDO August 24, 2011
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Stroke of Midnight

Masturbating or receiving a hand job in the middle of the night. This act is most popular during New Year’s celebrations however it can technically take place any night.
1.) Damn, I can’t wait till she experiences the stroke of midnight.

2.) I bet my houseguest will be surprised when they see the stroke of midnight hit.
by Mopery January 1, 2012
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stroking the puppy

homosexual sex act, the two butt cheeks being the puppy, the insertion of the penis into the rectum, missionary is stroking.
a"I heard john's classical overture last knight"
b"oh really, and did it please you"
a"for a moment, although most of the fingering sounded as if he'd been stroking the puppy"
b"sticky fingers"
a"indeed"
by Phil Anthropy February 19, 2009
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vinegar strokes

A mans O face is also called a vinegar strokes.
by king kong 05 November 21, 2010
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Vinegar Strokes

An old and very descriptive scouse expression depicting male masturbation.

Like the pouring of vinegar on fish & chips, with the bottle and it's bulbous head pointing down the vinegar bottle is shafted repeatedly in a downwards motion to release a tiny squirt of vinegar on every thrust, much like the male orgasm at the end point in which ejaculation is inevitable, coincidently producing a scrunched up face similar to one that has just sniffed vinegar.
Dave: that wank I had last night was lush
Paul: did your face scrunch up when you started on the vinegar strokes?
Dave: aye, it was like being in a chip shop
by danieboy777 February 1, 2015
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stroking the gnar

After going to that party with all those girls, I couldn't help from stroking the gnar
by Christian Jesus Thomas November 17, 2006
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stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.
Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.
by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017
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